12.29.2010

Fido’s New Year Resolutions

1. I will eat less and exercise more
2. I will recognize the difference between furniture and fire hydrants when looking for the perfect place to relieve myself
3. I will introduce myself in more appropriate ways by trying not to invade human’s private parts
4. I will bark less at the mailman that I have know my whole life
5. I will try not to steal food if it is difficult and out of reach, I can’t promise I will not steal if it is easy to snatch
6. I will reserve using my puppy dog eyes when begging for worthwhile things
7. I will try to remember the garbage is not a large version of my treat jar

Wishing everyone a safe and happy new year!

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